Saturday, March 17, 2007

What's Up With Makeup

I wear makeup very infrequently. I decided to doll myself up today, and I mentioned to Jeff that I'd decided to "practice" wearing makeup. I tend not to bother, because mostly I'm at The Company and they can all bite my shiny metal ass, so I don't care how I look there. He looked at me noticed that I put a little on my eyes. I tried to point out that I actually put a fair amount of stuff on my eyes, but I forgot the word for eyeshadow. Jeff noticed the mascara, and I told him that I'd put on eyeliner, and also... ... I struggled and came up with eye-dust. He looked at me kind of oddly, and I struggled longer and finally shouted, "Eye shadow!" That's when Jeff laughed and hugged me and said, "You are so not a girl."

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