Arr ye maties, it be National Talk Like a Pirate Day, lest ye forget. Ahoy, me expect you all t' obser'e this holiday, or I'll have t' make you walk the plank. Gar.
Arrr, have a happy and safe, Talk Like a Pirate Day, and don't keelhaul anyone I wouldn't keelhaul. Aye, me parrot concurs.